"She kissed me! On the FACE!
I'm going to die.
I'm going to have to die.
Daroga, let everyone know when I'm dead.
Sorry I tried killing you.
Erik is such a fucking queen. I know he's supposed to be insane, but dying of a "broken heart"? Come on man.
The Phantom's narrative-within-a-narrative-within-a-narrative about his final moments with Christine is sad and all but the context in which it's told is hilarious and makes him sound like a 12-year-old girl.
And an opera house.